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tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472005531658613692012-01-29T18:26:06.453-05:00$Insider information on the escort scene in New York City with an emphasis on Asian girl! It's cynical, irreverent, and psycho!Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.comBlogger10191100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-4176565377360350602012-01-29T13:23:00.008-05:002012-01-29T18:26:06.568-05:00EXTENDING THE OLIVE BRANCH

I have a policy of not giving premium treatment to blog advertisers who choose to use other guys to post their Backpage ads.var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-87807401101584681952012-01-29T00:35:00.008-05:002012-01-29T00:44:31.606-05:00LATE NIGHT ROCK AND ROLL

I had an awesome plate of spaghetti and meat sauce over at AMERICAN PIE...and an awesome visit with the amazingly bootylicious and wonderfully JUICY LUCY! So you know what that means! Here comes the commercial. Their new ads on Backpage are right here and the girls will be up all night - and haven't done a lot all day (except eat spaghetti with meat sauce). So they're fresh! No need to say any

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-13407591732032952222012-01-28T08:08:00.003-05:002012-01-28T15:29:32.297-05:00THE PROOFREDDER

No, there's no typo in the title. It's spelled that way for a reason! Allow me to explain. And trust me...this one is a real doozy!Several years ago when I was a significant contributor at SCREW Magazine, the Editor of the publication and I used to get laid in exchange for giving individuals or houses free-of-charge guide listings. The tradition had been a perk for the editorial staff for as long

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-71835104829504076292012-01-27T09:57:00.008-05:002012-01-27T14:47:03.893-05:00DESIGNER BILL

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}As you might imagine, I'm not into owning stuff with designer labels because I

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-50826887899162978732012-01-26T09:27:00.009-05:002012-01-26T13:06:12.386-05:00MADAME PALM TO THE RESCUE

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Like any escort worth her weight in something or other, I know to double book in

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-54740533323491789032012-01-25T16:43:00.009-05:002012-01-25T17:54:58.286-05:00READY WILLING AND WAITING

I'm over at AMERICAN PIE (212-470-3331) and SANDY, MIKO and LUCY are looking very cute in their robes. Apparently, they can't wait to take them off for the first guy who stops by. So carpe diem and get over here pronto! The ladies in waiting await the weight of your wonderful wand!

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-43074086136603384892012-01-25T04:40:00.000-05:002012-01-28T14:06:22.463-05:00THE NEW ASIAN ROUNDUP (updated 12/21)

For the few readers original readers who've been tuning in from the blog's inception, you'll remember that in the beginning, this questionable effort began as THE ASIAN ROUNDUP, a totally biased review of any Asian joint I knew something about first hand. Well... a grand total of one reader e-mailed asking why I don't revive the old review and in the absence of anything else to write about, I

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com704tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-50001808102414442982012-01-25T01:21:00.009-05:002012-01-25T18:06:59.230-05:00ASIAN SWEETHEART MY ASS

There are five things I hate most in my customers. First is when they lie to me. Second is when they fire me even if I do my job effectively and responsibly. Third is when they insult my intelligence. Fourth is when they negotiate in bad faith. And last (but not least) is when they steal my intellectual property. Enter a shithole named ASIAN SWEETHEARTS, which managed to do all five! So

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-56384616885667975062012-01-24T10:29:00.006-05:002012-01-24T13:33:10.562-05:00TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING

Just like guys talk about chicks with huge juggs when girls aren't around...girls chatter away about guys with giant cocks when they aren't around. I've been aware of this fact ever since I had a high school girlfriend who did nothing but hypothesize about the size of all the boys' units whenever we had verbal intercourse.Fast forward like 40 years...and I have a "girlfriend" whose observations

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-1932446113081925322012-01-23T08:48:00.009-05:002012-01-23T09:42:02.696-05:00YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS WITH LEXY (OR I WAS) - Blind Date at Bliss Sandwich

There are certain times of the month nobody likes. Ya know...like when the rent is due...or when your girlfriend is menstruating...just for example? But there is one time of the month I look forward to whenever it comes around. And that's my visit to BLISS SANDWICH SHOP! And no (for those who aren't aware)...they don't exactly serve sandwiches at BLISS. But the "dishes" they do offer are

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-58533111385698241312012-01-22T10:19:00.003-05:002012-01-22T10:44:53.314-05:00DEAF, DUMB AND BLIND!

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}When it comes to fall-down drunks, they can basically be classified in one of two

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-43177659786944085382012-01-21T10:38:00.005-05:002012-01-21T13:40:18.678-05:00THE SET UP GIRL

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Even though I complain about them too often, there are a lot of things I like

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-48253790544791797842012-01-20T09:43:00.000-05:002012-01-20T19:01:12.997-05:00FRACTURED ENGLISH

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}NOTE: SHA SHA has arrived at AMERICAN PIE (212-470-3331) today.The great majority

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-26303746149591288892012-01-19T10:08:00.007-05:002012-01-19T12:15:49.452-05:00GETTIN' MY SLICE OF THE AMERICAN PIE!

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Despite its name (AMERICAN PIE 212-470-3331), my newest customer boasts exactly no

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-74264436259401684362012-01-18T09:54:00.006-05:002012-01-18T11:01:53.133-05:00THE ORGANIC KMP

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}After writing TOO MANY KOREANS - TOO LITTLE TIME a few days ago, a veritable mini

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-21231870462328778092012-01-17T09:55:00.003-05:002012-01-17T10:24:30.579-05:00A GIRL AND HER O FACE

Often during sex (especially when it's with a relative stranger), the two engaging parties close their eyes and never see each other in the throes of passion. Yes, the other senses are on full alert but sight takes a back seat to all the rest. Indeed, it's often dark so even if one or the other of the partners took a look, they wouldn't see too much.var gaJsHost = (("https:" ==

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-20991705261949945172012-01-16T01:50:00.008-05:002012-01-16T02:43:55.087-05:00WINNERS AND LOSERS (A Tale of Two Titties)

It's no secret! A good escort can make a lot of money! But how she spends her income and budgets that money varies as widely as the quality of the service she provides. I tell you this because I have two clients who are so similar that they should be in about the same financial condition. But in fact, one is a millionaire - and one is homeless!Girl number 1 is a bootylicious black girl in her

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-7295428943989328052012-01-15T01:05:00.010-05:002012-01-15T20:38:48.796-05:00ME AND BOBBY D

Back when I was busting a hack and venting about my experiences behind the wheel for the taxi paper, the staff had a column titled LIFE AFTER TAXIS, which featured ex-colleagues who once drove - but then realized their dreams of artistic recognition and hung up their driving spikes. Upon doing just a little research, we discovered that Phillip Glass, Al Goldstein, Larry David, Daniel Stern and

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-22934673400564164472012-01-14T10:59:00.011-05:002012-01-14T11:57:57.670-05:00TOO MANY KOREANS - TOO LITTLE TIME

It seems patently unfair that an employee could do his job - do it well - yet still, not bring the desired results to the boss and find himself pink-slipped at the end of the week. Despite, that's exactly what happened to me last Wednesday. So what is it about the KMP world that could bring about such a turn of events?I serve up this analogy for all curious about the situation. If a guy earns

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-15484431458438487802012-01-13T09:09:00.005-05:002012-01-14T01:42:25.662-05:00THE CART BEFORE THE HORSE

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}A while back, I told a story about one of my clients meeting a famous musician

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-31293235946156127712012-01-11T22:35:00.004-05:002012-01-12T01:58:19.828-05:00ODE TO A SKANK

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}In the comments section of JEWELS OF NEW YORK'S blog, a friend of mine found this

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-25155387122085370662012-01-11T09:38:00.005-05:002012-01-11T10:37:07.076-05:00MULTIPLE SHOTS ON GOAL

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Continuing from a few days ago on my rant about silly euphemisms, there is one

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-70857273441583175122012-01-10T10:07:00.004-05:002012-01-10T10:52:40.545-05:00SWINGIN' ON A STAR

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}On behalf of one of my clients, I've been running an adult help wanted ad or two

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-54926716762976664882012-01-09T09:50:00.018-05:002012-01-09T12:28:32.120-05:00EUPHEMIZE 'DIS

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Today...a SCREW MAGAZINE piece from back when life was easier and I only had to

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-57836506072383711672012-01-08T00:21:00.013-05:002012-01-08T11:30:28.082-05:00A REALLY BAD IDEA!

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}One of my three followers e-mailed me yesterday observing that I remind him of

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-57832713082903642272012-01-07T09:53:00.007-05:002012-01-07T18:24:53.405-05:00BLUNTS AND RUBBERS

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}I don't spend a lot of time checking out Backpage. If I waste 5 minutes a day

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-37152359717336457682012-01-06T09:01:00.007-05:002012-01-06T10:12:19.523-05:00OF ALL THE INDIGNITIES

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}In the constantly-morphing world of Korean escorts, yesterday brought changes

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-31539073228486520222012-01-05T09:39:00.004-05:002012-01-05T10:35:13.835-05:00THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Given the considerable number of real Asian escort photos a guy can see all over

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-1476756107944114712012-01-03T23:30:00.005-05:002012-01-04T10:04:41.731-05:00CALL ME FROM THE CORNER

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}I talk a lot of shit about how brain-dead some escorts really are and how

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-22185891031222428232012-01-03T09:51:00.015-05:002012-01-03T12:49:01.045-05:00STUCK IN TRAFFIC

Last night I called up an ex-client I dumped from my elite roster to wish her a Happy New Yearvar gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();}

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-51591682526587983812012-01-02T13:34:00.003-05:002012-01-02T14:53:13.241-05:00PAY THE FUCKING PHONE BILL

Well...the luster has worn off the New Yearvar gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {} (and it's just 1:30 PM on the second

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-7719745303022879342012-01-02T10:49:00.000-05:002012-01-02T10:25:57.746-05:00FOR AULD LANG SYNE

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Starting the New Year off on a nostalgic note...my favorite you tube version (and

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-40031638141611328962012-01-01T10:19:00.003-05:002012-01-01T10:35:42.225-05:00YESTERDAY'S ANSWERS

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Here are the answers to yesterday's quiz:10. Washington9. Jefferson8. Kennedy7.

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-82967883836812340642011-12-31T00:58:00.017-05:002011-12-31T19:26:37.247-05:00THE CITIZENSHIP TEST

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Yesterday, a friend of mine sent me a link to a Christian Science Monitor feature

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-31324844882615583412011-12-30T09:33:00.007-05:002011-12-31T00:58:30.891-05:00WILD WOMEN DO (reprise)

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}It's a given that escorts get laid way more than regular women (or the tricks they

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-7218340447691125432011-12-29T09:19:00.004-05:002011-12-29T20:03:10.620-05:00THE VEGAN GFE

I just couldn't help but laugh a couple of days ago when a friend of mine began describing an escort he once knew as a vegan GFE. A vegan GFE? Now that's a hot one - an oxymorn for the ages!Let me get this straight. The girl follows a carefully scripted diet which includes only fruits, vegetables, grains, beans and legumes and...ahem (clearing my throat) condomless oral intruders who no doubt eat

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-83105529626504966672011-12-27T21:56:00.008-05:002011-12-28T02:35:48.634-05:00SIXTY GOING ON SIXTEEN

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Twas the night before Christmas I was pulling my crankNot a creature was stirring

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Ya never quite know when the truth is gonna pop out of an escort's mouth - and a

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Back when I was a kid, the Miss America Pageant was a big deal. Everybody tuned invar gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}

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The Editor for POINTSINCASE.COM sent all the writers (of which I'm one) an e-mail asking us to list a few things we won't be getting for Christmas! Rising to the challenge, I now present THE TOP TEN GIFTS I WON'T BE GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR! And of course, it has to be dark and psycho-style or it wouldn't be any fun! Anyway...here we go...the top ten things I won't be getting for

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Somebody who's not in the escort business called me yesterday to ask if I had any

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Of all the qualities I most dislike in a person, presumption rises to the top of

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}While I'm essentially for the Occupy Wall Street movement, I'm well aware of the

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Guess what! Today you get a repeat...but an oh so worthy one! So when you hear

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}After all this talk and/or blogging about guys who write fake reviews for whatever

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Over the decades, I've always been a big fan of country western music. That's not

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}It seems like every Wednesday, in honor of me doing my little "paper route," the

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On a more or less regular basis, independent girls call and give me too much information about individual guys they see - like I care about the details of their encounters. Whatever...I play along because that's part of my job, in much the same way that listening to THEIR customers' drama is part of theirs.So anyway...a couple of days ago, one of these indies told me she'd just seen a military

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}For what reason I have no rational explanation, one of my previous entries brought

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Yesterday had to be the easiest Wednesday I've had in years. Almost all the

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Of all ironies, this Thanksgiving, I have a bizarre and inexplicable infection

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-31872103463473347922011-11-22T06:05:00.002-05:002011-11-22T06:13:25.908-05:00FLY ME TO THE MOON

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}It is now 6 AM and after staring at my oxycodone prescription for pain for a day,

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-14279192807163035032011-11-20T02:48:00.003-05:002011-11-20T02:59:40.432-05:00A CAUTIONARY TALE FROM COSTA RICA

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}In a recent comment by one of this blog's readers, the contributor revealed Costa

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A BLAST FROM THE PAST IN HONOR OF AMANDA!I'm not a huge role player in reality. But with the right person pushing my buttons, I can enjoy a little psychodrama in the room. Enter AMANDA MANHATTAN, a kinky and quirky Brit who's been featured here before. Amanda's not a technofile by any stretch. But she does like a little sexting on the cell phone as foreplay for the big event!And once a guy gets

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-58666665827712658802011-11-18T12:41:00.003-05:002011-11-18T12:46:09.107-05:00SICK WARD

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Well...I guess you guys thought I was dead what with no post today. Pretty close

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I might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but after a while, I do learn from my mistakes. Like just today, a phone girl awakened me with what I knew would be a request for ad changes. And sure enough...one girl has exited and a new one has arrived to replace her. This sad state of affairs necessitates me going into the original photoshop document...deleting one girl to add another...and

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-83614876104679305262011-11-16T15:42:00.000-05:002011-11-18T12:41:14.241-05:00SIGHTING

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Newsflash: CHERRY, the ultimate Asian cutie is at LUXY ASIAN GIRLS (347-804-9094)

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}As you probably know by now, I'm extremely critical of guys who think it's

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-72344487490805377572011-11-15T09:17:00.003-05:002011-11-15T09:42:10.504-05:00FROM THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}This blog has two essential themes. One states that all the girls are real. And

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));An appropriate repeat for today...and one which addresses a current headline in the sports world.try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Before I scored my current employment, I thought that Asian chicks were quiet,

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I've received a significant number of e-mails asking how to decipher the fake from the real pix in an escort ad. It's not always that easy - especially when the bogus photos are clearly shot by amateurs. Regardless, I have compiled 10 fake Asian ads from a very popular website. They are ALL bait and switch ads 100%. Just view these...make mental notes...and observe. And you will be better

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-71054257972205152011-11-11T13:37:00.003-05:002011-11-11T15:49:53.813-05:00THE HIGH HOOK

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}There's nobody who knows how slow the escort business has been recently more than

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I took a break from the acrimony of the week last night indulging in the usual therapy we all live for. Hence, I am sexually satisfied - but sleep-deprived. A repeat will have to do!var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}The last week has found me involved in several acrimonious confrontations with

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}I have a lot of shit to rage about today but I'm gonna stuff it in favor of an ode

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In a bizarre story coming from the big time college football world, the very popular form of fall athletic entertainment has apparently morphed into the priesthood, according to an ugly story revealing a venerable youth mentor as nothing but a gross pervert.var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" +

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In honor of Andy Rooney's recent passing (from complications after "unspecified minor surgery"... like what the fuck is that? Did he get a penile implant or something?), I offer an Andy style essay about nothing to start the week.var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-31645333080545330492011-11-06T10:12:00.004-05:002011-11-06T10:30:23.207-05:00APPLYING FOR ADMISSION

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Due to a preponderance of cops and robbers, it's getting increasingly more

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-48092348749099285072011-11-05T23:11:00.001-04:002011-11-05T01:31:57.646-04:00THE FUNDAMENTALS STILL APPLY

I'm a big believer in the theory that while we think the world is changing...everything still stays the same. Scientific and technological advancements notwithstanding, the fundamentals still apply. Just for example...if you wanted a blow job twenty years ago, you'd go to the street corner or a newspaper to find a girl. Now? Yeah, you find that girl on the internet...but what those two consenting

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-3130425621603484632011-11-04T10:43:00.005-04:002011-11-04T11:25:37.614-04:00STINKERBELL - THE CLUELESS ONE!

Members of what I call the new wave of Korean entrepreneurs know that when they set up a new "spa," what's required is a webmaster, a Backpage poster, and a photographer to take real pix of the girls if they have any hope of succeeding. That's just the way it is in the 21st century. But there are old school owners still lurking in the mix who have absolutely no clue. var gaJsHost = (("https:" ==

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Last night, a guy who I haven't spoken with for a few years called to order an ad. And the first words out of his mouth were "So what's new?" What's new?!?! That's a hot one. What the fuck is supposed to be new in the boring soap opera that is my life?!?! Have I found an enlightened and spiritually uplifting escort? Have I found a girl who can point to Iraq on a world map? Do my clients ease up

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-26100135219086993662011-11-02T00:58:00.011-04:002011-11-03T00:28:19.631-04:00ANATOMY OF A TRAIN WRECK

Wanna know how to take a diamond and turn it into a lump of coal? Here it is: I have a new client who really should do very well. But it seems like every day the girl finds a way to blow up her own spot. It's amazing!var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='

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I'd be the first guy to tell anybody who asked that he should never date an escort. I could give you a million reasons why. Yet, I myself am that guy who goes there. And the reasons are rational even if I know I'm standing on shaky ground "socializing" with the pay for play set. Just for example...how do I explain to a regular girl what I do for a living? Who's gonna put up with her man hanging

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-27761554535199174892011-10-30T23:25:00.000-04:002011-10-31T22:12:45.567-04:00OLD SCHOOL HUSTLER

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}On the recommendation of an Asian friend, some outcall owner called me a few

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Too often, I field mundane questions posed as comments on this blog. Because my

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Here's a repeat which clearly was not written on a horribly rainy day like today. Regardless, the nature of its observation of one of the many dysfunctional aspects of the average escort pathology makes it timeless and worthy.Today's a beautiful day and I want to go ride off in the sunlight. So I'll (thankfully - and for a change) keep this short and sweet. Today's "beef" is about what I call "

Webmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06421247741059242244noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47200553165861369.post-32885247279779521862011-10-28T10:11:00.003-04:002011-10-28T13:44:31.490-04:00REVERSING THE RACISM

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}This is a funny story out of nowhere which I related to a friend recently and

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6720022-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}Most bar/club girls with high libidos and/or escorts who toil in the trade...will

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